Secondhand Serenade

It's just starting.

It's just starting!

It's just starting!!

It's just starting!!!

It's just starting!!!!

It's just starting!!!!!

It's just starting!!!!!!

Lols... yeah, it is just the beginning.... Of everything...

It's just getting started...

I am feeling the "aurora"

Coming from everywhere...

I feel like i am unstoppable. Muahaha... [ahem, excuse me]

For a very long time, i felt that it would be better for thing and every. And i thought that "achievement" is not for me to say.
But i was wrong. "achievement" is in my hand. It is up to me - up to me to decide... And to turn it around. Nothing in this world happens by itself. [exclude nature]

The most powerful weapon for achieving high is your "thoughts"
Like what TJ HOISINGTON wrote, "If You THINK You CAN!"
And you really can....

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing - take challenges and place your name somewhere or stay low, with no one knowing you. We should take challenges every time we have an opportunity.

Oh gosh, my brain if not functioning well now. Gotta take a rest.

To all form 5, brake a leg.

Till then this is.... Me..

Malaysian language, this is why i think malaysia's are funny.

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation

recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...

manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.

tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..

lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya

lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...

Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..

bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..

Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

Think you're good at math?

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

It Is Going To Rain.

Wednesday, morning. I woke up and turned off my alarm clock. Just as usual, i would pull my blanket and continue to sleep for another 5 minutes. But opps... I overslept. I woke up at 9am.
Dang what could i do? i already skipped school for today.

Oh well, i should just make the best out of today then. I went out for breakfast with my parents and i ate a bowl of "dry hor fun" , ahh it was not bad. And then a cup of "Hainanese Tea" My God, that is the best thing you could have in the morning.

Then i got home and started working on my Moral project. Hah, i got 1 part it done and 1 more to go.....
The main pipe for water supply in front of my house is busted and some people from the gov are repairing it, so its kinda noisy, which made me kinda hard to concentrate. =.=

How did i know that it is going to rain? Easy, the sky is dark, birds are flying to trees for shelter.
And its been windy today.... the whole day. Which is good, because i don't feel hot. Then i don't sweat. Which is also a good thing. Cause i stink when i sweat.

Well, to you guys at school, hopefully you brought am umbrella.

I think i'mma do my moral stuff now. So, catch ya'll next time.

Peace "V"

PCK Education

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

A Sunday morning.

Morning all readers.

Its Sunday 9:34 in the morning. But its quite a morning for me.

I left house at 7 in the morning and head all the way to Klang, for some Bak Kut Teh(Beh) Lols..

After that ar, my dad go to another stall for bak kut teh again. =.=

I ate 3 bowl of rice in the morning, power....

And now, im planning to study bio and moral. BUT, will I? =.=

It's 2 more days till exam's over. And all my friends are making plans so we could enjoy during the holidays.

Haaaahhh, Form 4, 2 months away from Form 5. Dang dang dang, SPM NEXT YEAR! So i have to study during the hoildays. And have fun at the same time of course.

Lets see, what i want to do during the holidays.....

Sleep, eat, watch tv, go online, hang out with friends, go BBQ with friends, sleep with friends.. LOLS.. kidding larh... Also must spend time with family lar...

Its just so bored even now, and especially during this hot weather, it's so damn hot, i sweat like i just got outta the shower... =.=

LOL... Hot till i wanna take off my shirt... and go sunway lagoon... and drown in the water... Heh..

And then ar, sooo hot till girls also wanna take off shirt leh... Dun pray pray....

Haih, so bored laaa... Why nobody online?

OKay la, i think i gooo now lorh...

ByeBye............

Bye..