Monday, December 15, 2008

And the tag chain goes on......

Since most of the people i wanna tag has already been tagged.. I'll tag new peoples...
(PS: all the name's are arranged randomly)

1. Gary Choo
2. Jyh chyuan
3. Vicky
4. Annabelle
5. Vincent
6. Min Hui
7. Jacklyn
8. Chun Kit
9. Daphne
10. Renee

1. How do you know 1 ?
Form 3 in class... Talking about "brinjal"

2. What would you do if you never met 2 ?
I'll do nothing... Just that there's one less ppl to bully me..

3. What would you do if 3 and 4 dated you?
Lols.. im not bisexual... What would i do? I'd say i dont know.

4. Will 5 and 6 make a good couple?
LOL... vincent and min hui? very very dangerous...

5. Do you think 7 is attractive?
lols... can i say yes? i cant say no rite....XPXP

6. Do you know anything about 8's family?
lols... no...

7. Tell me something about 9 ...
She is.... a girl...

8. What language does 2 speak?
chinese, cantonese, english, malay, hakka or hokien.. i dont know.. and japanese.

9. Who is 3 going out with?
No idea...

10. How old is number 4 ?
same as me...

11. 5 ?
Same as me also...

12. Who is 6's favourite singer?
Who ah min hui? i dont know...

13. 7 ?
Dont know either...

14. Is 8 single?
I think so... LOL

15. What is 9 last name?
LEE... just like me..

16. Would you consider being in a relationship with 10 ?
o.0... never thought of that... XP

17. Which school does 2 go to?
Same as me... saujana..

18. What do you like about 3 ?
Whooa... He dam muscle.. LOL

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Anyone craves for beef? KOBE beef...... XD



Kobe beef is from Japan, a small state named Wagyu, a town named Kobe. LOL...
This beef comes from black cattle (cows)... Well, these cows definitely spend their lives eating, sleeping and getting massaged with Japanese beer. But unfortunately, when they're "ready", they becomes delicious STEAK!!! XP










These are the beautiful kobe beef... Well, the most simple way to prepare these beautiful babes is to grill them with only salt and pepper (black pepper of course). Most Malaysians, eat it cooked of course. But with these steaks... It's best made to be medium rare.. XP

Notice the thin layer of fat in between the beef? That's what makes it special. It provides a moist and juicy texture in it... It is very much more tender than ordinary beef. XD

In America, they use these beef to make burgers. Well, since beef costs 500 USD. Those burgers are surely not cheap...



They even have an ipod made out of kobe beef.. XD

Well, its plastic of course.







Okay okay, enough talking.. Let's WATCH!!


Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Maple~~~~ AT Midnight!



Dont Mess with your girlfriend during valentine's day.
You will end up losing your arm and teeth! XP

Monday, November 17, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

It's just starting.

It's just starting!

It's just starting!!

It's just starting!!!

It's just starting!!!!

It's just starting!!!!!

It's just starting!!!!!!

Lols... yeah, it is just the beginning.... Of everything...

It's just getting started...

I am feeling the "aurora"

Coming from everywhere...

I feel like i am unstoppable. Muahaha... [ahem, excuse me]

For a very long time, i felt that it would be better for thing and every. And i thought that "achievement" is not for me to say.
But i was wrong. "achievement" is in my hand. It is up to me - up to me to decide... And to turn it around. Nothing in this world happens by itself. [exclude nature]

The most powerful weapon for achieving high is your "thoughts"
Like what TJ HOISINGTON wrote, "If You THINK You CAN!"
And you really can....

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing - take challenges and place your name somewhere or stay low, with no one knowing you. We should take challenges every time we have an opportunity.

Oh gosh, my brain if not functioning well now. Gotta take a rest.

To all form 5, brake a leg.

Till then this is.... Me..

Friday, November 7, 2008

Malaysian language, this is why i think malaysia's are funny.

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
recently ....
Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut...
manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

Think you're good at math?

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

It Is Going To Rain.

Wednesday, morning. I woke up and turned off my alarm clock. Just as usual, i would pull my blanket and continue to sleep for another 5 minutes. But opps... I overslept. I woke up at 9am.
Dang what could i do? i already skipped school for today.

Oh well, i should just make the best out of today then. I went out for breakfast with my parents and i ate a bowl of "dry hor fun" , ahh it was not bad. And then a cup of "Hainanese Tea" My God, that is the best thing you could have in the morning.

Then i got home and started working on my Moral project. Hah, i got 1 part it done and 1 more to go.....
The main pipe for water supply in front of my house is busted and some people from the gov are repairing it, so its kinda noisy, which made me kinda hard to concentrate. =.=

How did i know that it is going to rain? Easy, the sky is dark, birds are flying to trees for shelter.
And its been windy today.... the whole day. Which is good, because i don't feel hot. Then i don't sweat. Which is also a good thing. Cause i stink when i sweat.

Well, to you guys at school, hopefully you brought am umbrella.

I think i'mma do my moral stuff now. So, catch ya'll next time.

Peace "V"

Sunday, November 2, 2008

PCK Education

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!

A Sunday morning.

Morning all readers.

Its Sunday 9:34 in the morning. But its quite a morning for me.

I left house at 7 in the morning and head all the way to Klang, for some Bak Kut Teh(Beh) Lols..

After that ar, my dad go to another stall for bak kut teh again. =.=

I ate 3 bowl of rice in the morning, power....

And now, im planning to study bio and moral. BUT, will I? =.=

It's 2 more days till exam's over. And all my friends are making plans so we could enjoy during the holidays.

Haaaahhh, Form 4, 2 months away from Form 5. Dang dang dang, SPM NEXT YEAR! So i have to study during the hoildays. And have fun at the same time of course.

Lets see, what i want to do during the holidays.....

Sleep, eat, watch tv, go online, hang out with friends, go BBQ with friends, sleep with friends.. LOLS.. kidding larh... Also must spend time with family lar...

Its just so bored even now, and especially during this hot weather, it's so damn hot, i sweat like i just got outta the shower... =.=

LOL... Hot till i wanna take off my shirt... and go sunway lagoon... and drown in the water... Heh..

And then ar, sooo hot till girls also wanna take off shirt leh... Dun pray pray....

Haih, so bored laaa... Why nobody online?

OKay la, i think i gooo now lorh...

ByeBye............

Bye..

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Why me?

1. Real name : Lee Jenn Yang

2. Nickname : Jenny Ang =.=
3. Married : Not until i have stable income.
4. Male or Female : Male

5. Highschool : SMK Seri Saujana
6. College : Aust
7. Short or long hair : Short
8. Are you a health freak : So so
9. Height : 180cm
10. Do you have a crush on someone : No
11. Do you like yourself : Not that much
12. Piercings : Never
13. Righty or lefty : Right

FIRST
14. Surgery : When i got outta my mothers womb.

15. First piercing : Never. =.=
16. First person you see in the morning : Brothers
17. First award : Story telling in preschool. =.=
18. First sport you join : Lontar Peluru
19. First pet : Damn, i have so much pets i lost count.
20. First vacation : Port Dickson.
21. First concert : Some church thing, forgot whats the name of the band.
22. First crush : Standard 1. Forgot who. But she's hot. Maybe she's std 4 or something.

CURRENTLY
23. Eating : nothing
24. Drinking : nothing
25. I'm about to : Sleep

FUTURE

26. Want kids : Few
27. Want to get married : After i get my steady income.
28. Careers in mind : Don't know. Don't care. Don't ask. =.=

WHICH ONE IS BETTER
29. Lips or eyes : Eyes
30. Hugs or Kisses : Kisses
31. Shorter or taller : Taller
32. Romantic or spontaneous : What does spontaneous means?
33. Sensitive or loud : Middle
34. Trouble maker or hesitant : Both

HAVE YOU EVER
35. Kissed a stranger : No
36. Drank bubbles : No

37. Lost glasses/ contacts : No
38. Ran away from home : For 30 minutes.
39. Liked someone younger : Yes

40. Liked someone older : Yes
41. Broken someone's heart : Yes
42. Been arrested : No
43. Cried when someone died : No
44. Liked a friend : Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
45. Yourself : Yes
46. Miracles : So so
47. Heaven : So so
48. Santa Clause : No
49. Angels : No

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
50. Is there one person you want to be with now : No
51. Do you believe in God : Yes
52. Tag 5 people : Anyone who wants to do this tagging thing is welcomed.

Empty

Kingdom Hearts 3 Releasing In PS3.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Things to do.

Yo, wassup all. Its 3:50PM now, and its rainning here.

So basically, what i have left to do now is to complete my English Nilam, Cause we have to hand it in to Pn. Paramjit on Wednesday. =.=

Study for moral, add math, bio paper 1 and physics paper 1.

Sivik and PJK is not a priority to me. =.=

Sure hope to score in math and add math and physics and hopefully bio and also moral. But its not that easy, i can't seem to memorize stuff. Damn.

And damn, IM SICK, dont know where it came from, but im starting to cough. And i hate coughing. Argh!

And have you noticed that i have more pimples than usual? and big eye sacks. =.= I haven't been catching enough sleep lately, why? EXAM LA!

So, to all of you who's facing "The" examinations, don't give in and keep working hard.

And to those who's facing some problems (personal or non-personal) (serious or not) don't let it distract you. Future comes first, "now" comes second.

Soooooo, that all i have for today. Peace V.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Shakespear's

SONNET 18
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.

Friday, October 17, 2008

The night KL view from the plane.


  • Wah, cannot see.

  • And my blog is black.

  • See the lights la.

What is the capital of Thailand? BANG-KOK


  • Chao Phraya river. The floating market.

  • Man's head in croc's jaws.

  • ELEPHANTS BOOBS! LOL!

  • Some kinda bridge.

  • In da plane, Out da sky. See the rays? Dam cool.

  • Cloud... Looks like an animal head. =.=

  • Thailand.. From the plane.

  • THAT IS CHAO PHRAYA RIVER.

  • Rainbow, the first day.

  • Another floting market pic.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Just another regular day.

Yo, its Thursday today, right?

Dey, so boring, no mood to study. Went out lepak with friend. Lol.

And ate a lot, croissant, sushi, coffee and burgers. Dam nice but I'm gonna grow dam fat. =.=

It sucks that i have to control my diet to have a better body. Some other ppl can stay fit even if they eat a lot, as much as me. LOL. Like Gary, lol, he dam power.

About studying, i know i have to study, but i just cant get my mind in it. Damn, suck right, i know la. =.=
I have to prepare bio, BM, BI, sejarah, chem paper 3 and physics paper 2.

This section is for boys only. LOL.
I went to pearl point today, then i saw 1 chicko, my god, dam hot. Lol.
She wear like kuai lo, maybe she's not Malaysian. (brown skin) =.=
But i just walked by her, never see clearly. Lol.

Whatever la, gotta run. Till then, This is The Jenn. =.=

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Lets talk about girls



  • About girls, guys like girls. Rite, but what kinda girls do u like?

  • I dont care what kinda girls u like la, LOL.

  • Girls that i like (my kind) =.=

  • Hmmm....

  • Nice, kinda hot, not too sensetive, understanding.

  • Basically, not too flashing. You know, flashy type is not suitable for partners. LOL.

  • Till then, this is Jenn.

My long lost blog



  • Hi readers, this is my blog. My boring blog, lol.This is me. On a ship, at Bangkok.
      • I don't know how to manage a blog so give me some advice.
      • Damn, can't think of anything to say. I'll write next time.

      • Peace "V".